What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
14.06.2025 00:39
HELLO
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Is it safe to say that China is at least 30 years ahead of India?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
I have a "fat pussy" and I'm super self cautions about it. Do guys think it's gross?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
What happens to single guys when they get older?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Sure no problem officer.
After a few moments he returns.
U.S. budget deficit hit $316 billion in May, with annual shortfall up 14% from a year ago - CNBC
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
What are some mind-blowing facts that sound unreal but are actually true?
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??